Let’s be honest. Coffee in Nigeria has suffered serious character assassination.
If it’s not “coffee is for rich people,” it’s “coffee will spoil your heart” or “only oyibo people drink that thing.” Meanwhile, people are forming full opinions without even tasting proper coffee.
Let’s drag these myths small.
1. “Coffee Is for Rich People”
This one always makes us laugh.
So sachet coffee is for billionaires now? Or the coffee you drink at home is suddenly luxury? Coffee exists at every level. The problem is not the price. It’s the mindset. Coffee exits for those who see its value and the value in themselves. The improved quality of life is something we cannot put a price tag on. This is why Zuma Coffee makes coffee accessibe
2. “Coffee Is Not for Young People”
Some parents still look at coffee like it’s alcohol.
Meanwhile, students are using coffee to survive exams, creatives are using it to meet deadlines, and young professionals are using it to stay sane. Coffee has no age restriction. Abuse does.
3. “Coffee Will Destroy Your Heart”
Ah yes. The legendary warning.
But nobody warns you about five bottles of soft drink in one day. Moderate coffee consumption has benefits. The real issue is loading your cup with sugar and creamer until it becomes dessert.
4. “If You Drink Coffee, You Will Not Sleep”
This myth refuses to retire.
Some people can drink coffee at night and still sleep like angels. Others cannot. Your body decides this one. Not the coffee.
5. “Coffee Is Basically Energy Drink”
This comparison should be illegal.
Coffee is natural. Energy drinks are sugar and chaos. Please stop putting them in the same category. They are not cousins. They are not even friends.
6. “Coffee Is Always Bitter”
If your coffee tastes like punishment, someone prepared it badly.
Good coffee can be smooth, nutty, chocolatey, even sweet. Bitterness is not a personality trait. It’s a preparation issue.
7. “Coffee Will Spoil Your Stomach”
This usually happens when you drink coffee on an empty stomach and start fighting for your life.
Take coffee properly, eat first, choose the right blend, and you’ll be fine. Coffee is not your enemy.
8. “Tea Is Healthier Than Coffee”
Tea people love this one.
Tea is great. Coffee is great. This is not Big Brother. Nobody needs to be evicted. Pick what works for you and rest.
The Real Tea
Coffee isn’t bad. Nigerians just haven’t been told the full story.
And as more people explore coffee beyond myths and sachets, one thing is clear. Coffee is slowly entering its soft life era in Nigeria.
Sip wisely. Judge less.
If you want true and authentic coffee then look no further than Zuma Coffee. Farm to table products ensure that you have quality, unadulterated coffee every time.
